Theater Review: Nuns shake up Sin City in 'Seven'

 
Diane Windeler
San Antonio Express-News

As we know, the Lord works in mysterious ways.  And so, apparently, does St. Joseph, who has a special connection with Sister Columba of the St. Genesius convent in blizzard-swept Indiana.  It is 1960 and the dear, wheelchair-bound little nun prays to St. Joseph, asking for a respite in a place where the sun can warm her arthritic bones.

Shazam!  In an instant, the entire convent is whisked to a sandy, broiling hot desert in Nevada.  Not in the wilderness, mind you, but near (gasp) Las Vegas.  The consequences of that miraculous mix-up are chronicled in Natalie White's zany comedy "Seven Nuns in Las Vegas," which is being reprised "by popular demand" at the Steven Stoli Playhouse.

In 2001, the show was an audience favorite with sold-out performances and an extended run.  This time around, Larry Schwartz again directs and Sandy Schwartz makes her delightful return as sun-and-cactus loving Sister Columba, but most of the cast is new.  The comedy remains as outrageously silly and cartoonish as ever.  And every bit as entertaining.

Within days of the convent's appearance, another miracle brought a charismatic priest (played by a revolving list of guest actors) to spread the word of religious contemplation.  Within a week's time, his teachings have enticed and reformed so many gamblers and lovers of glitzy nightlife that Sin City has virtually shut down.

Silver Dollar Saloon owner Marcus Edelman (reprised with bluster and keen comic timing by Alan Godin) vainly tries to fix matters and is horrified to learn his recently laid-off showgirl waitresses have decided to become nuns.

There are riotous scenes with the three non-Catholic floozies with hearts of gold (well-played by Kristina Smiley, Erin Bendele and Dawn Boult).  They struggle with catechism and such concepts as "immaculate contraption."  When they take time off to vamp through a slinky Gypsy Rose Lee dance number, several of the younger nuns and the warmed and now-sprightly Sister Columba can't resist joining in the routine.

The other nuns, a nicely balanced mélange of old and young, serious and spirited, deliver their parts with twinkle aplenty:  Nina Davis, Kathleen O'Neal, Martha Prentiss, Marcella Huff, Evie Armstrong and Monique Sleeper.  Flo Jowdy, who alternates with Mary Kay Fillingim, was properly stern in the cameo of the Reverend Mother.


"Seven Nuns in Las Vegas" can be seen at 8 pm. Fridays, 7:30 p.m. Saturdays and 2:30 p.m. Sundays through June 11th at the Steven Stoli Playhouse, 11838 Wurzbach at Lockhill Selma in The Elms.  Tickets cost $17 general admission.  Call (210) 408-0116 for reservations.